Post by brm on May 24, 2010 20:11:14 GMT -5
THIS....IS THE FIW!!!
Colt Cabana: "And ladies and gentlemen, welcome, to the very first broadcast of Federation Independent Wrestling. To those of you watching right now, thank you for taking the time to actually locate our programming, available on syndication in the tri-state area.
CC: "And what a show we have in store for you. Making his way to the ring right now, the owner, and the man that made this all possible...Keith Williams."
CC: "I can just tell, this show is going to provide some good times AND great memories, as we get ready for the first word from the boss here tonight."
KW: "Well...It's finally here, and I know you're going to be hearing this a lot from now on, but....THIS, IS THE FIW!"
KW: "But for all the hype Federation Independent Wrestling has received, we have to get this show on the road. We have to actually make things happen. So we have stacked tonight's card to meet that hype, and make sure that FIW starts thing off with progress in mind."
*"Come As You Are" begins to play over the speakers
CC: "Oh boy, that's Raven! And he's coming out here with machinations of his own no doubt."
Raven: "Keith, you got one thing right with your little orgasm in the ring there, we are definitely going to get this show on the road, and we all know every company needs a world champion to represent it."
Raven: "So why don't we save some poor schmuck in the back the embarrassment of jobbing to me later on tonight, and just present me that title right now."
KW: "Well Raven, tonight we will indeed have a world title match to declare the first ever FIW world champion, and you will be taking part in that match. Yes, that does mean you actually have to wrestle."
KW: "But, for once, you will not be the holding the mental edge in your match because you will be facing an opponent of my choosing, and you'll find out who it is as soon as everyone else does."
Raven: "I don't care who you have to face me tonight, because I make it my business to get whatever I want from whatever company I want, and believe me Keith, I want that FIW world title. Quote the Raven....Nevermore!"
CC: "FIW's first ever broadcast is starting to smolder over the very brim of this arena! If that makes any sense! Raven will be wrestling for the world title in the main event tonight against a mystery opponent! Stay tuned!"
CC: "And welcome back to the first ever broadcast of FIW. We are about to have a 5 way match up to declare the first ever FIW Pure champion. You see El Generico coming to the ring right now.
CC: "El Generico is a high flyer of the highest magnitude, and he's just a down right awesome guy!"
CC: "Oh ho ho! That's Mike Quackenbush! This match is going to be hard to follow, but that will be far from a bad thing!"
CC: "People, let me explain something. This pure title division is all about hungry, young athletes, that are dead set on proving why people need to take notice of them."
CC: "And if you've never seen athletes like El Generico and Mike Quackenbush compete, you're going to d**n sure be taking notice!"
CC: "Woah woah woah! They're throwing Jack Evans into this thing too! You talk about ratings, you talk about Jack Evans!"
CC: "Say what you will about Jack Evans, and they certainly do, but this guy is fun. He is amazing to watch and he is a human adrenal gland sliced open."
CC: "Brain 'Spanky' Kendrick, rounding out the fourth slot of this 5 way match. This guy is something different. Nobody really knows what goes on in this guys head, and that's what makes he that good."
CC: "And he's got a sweet jacket. The jacket is money."
CC: "Oh, look at this. CM Punk. Not the high flyer that the other competitors are, but he has every right they do to compete for the pure title. Punk is a pure athlete in it's broadest definition. He's all about competition, and he's all about proving he is the better wrestler."
CC: "Man, I just look at the wrestlers we have in the ring right now, and I just know we are in for a match that will get this show off to an electric start.
CC: "Punk staring down the brash Jack Evans..."
CC: "Just the react I'd expect from Punk to Evans, and this thing is officially started!"
CC: "Roll up by Kendrick!"
CC: "Only 2 and Quackenbush is..."
CC: "Quackenbush snapping off a beautiful hurricanranna on Punk! I knew this action would be fast, and I'm already having trouble keeping up with it."
CC: "Big stomp by Kendrick!"
CC: "Generico finally getting involved in this match, getting Kendrick up..."
CC: "Huge Powerbomb by Generico...and...Quackenbush"
CC: "Oh my shoot! Moonsault Double Stomp by Mike Quackenbush on Brian Kendrick! Now that is what this division is all about!"
CC: "Evans with an amazing twisting springboard moonsault! This crowd is just exploding!"
CC: "Punk springboard clothesline on Generico! This is non-stop action for you right here!"
CC: "Quackenbush is back on his feet, and he's on the move again..."
CC: "Mike Quackenbush with a huge suicide dive over the top rope on to Brian Kendrick!"
CC: "Jack Evans is springboarding literally around the ring...and...
CC: "Jack Evans with a corkscrew dive onto Mike Quackenbush! This is just becoming a battle of who can top who in springboards!
CC: "And back in the ring, Punk and Generico are left one on one...
CC: "Wow! Huge kick right to the side of Generico's head!"
CC: "Punk going for that big knee in the corner, but Generico was able to slide out just in time."
CC: "And Generico's up...Punk's still stuck in the corner...
CC: "BAM! Yakuza kick in the corner! Ole indeed!"
CC: "And Kendrick seems to have made it back up to his feet."
CC: "What is Kendrick trying? He's...
CC: "Sliced Bread #2! Kendrick hit the sliced bread from the apron to the turnbuckle to the ring!"
CC: "Wait...what's happening on the outside.."
CC: "Quackenbush has Jack Evans up..."
CC: "Quackendriver! Quackendriver on the outside! Holy shoot! That was just sick!"
CC: "Wait...Generico has Kendrick hooked for a..."
CC: "Release Dragon Suplex! Now that was just a dangerous move! But Kendrick is set up..."
CC: "Oh boy...fans are on their feet now for this...you know what it is folks..."
CC: "BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
CC: "This is El Generico's chance! He can end this right now! We could see our first ever FIW Pure Champion!"
CC: "But it's not that easy in this type of match. Punk is right on top of Generico.."
CC: "Punk putting Generico up for a suplex it seems...but what is Quack doing...
CC: "MIKE QUACKENBUSH JUST SUNSET FLIPPED PUNK WHO WAS SUPLEXING EL GENERICO!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN A WRESTLING RING BEFORE!!"
CC: "AND Quack is rolling up Punk! The fans are going crazy in the FIW Arena!"
CC: "Somehow, Punk was able to kick out of that, and all three men are down."
CC: "JACK EVANS STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!"
CC: "And Punk just pulling Jack off of Quackenbush!"
CC: "Watch Kendrick!"
CC: "KENDRICK WITH A SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT KICK To the face of El Generico!"
CC: "Wait..Punk has Evans up! This could be.."
CC: "PEPSI PLUNGE! Cover!"
CC: "Punk wins it! Punk is our first ever Pure champion here in FIW!"
CC: "And here is Keith Williams, and he's bringing out the FIW Pure Title!"
CC: "Man, Punk deserves it. Anyone in that match would have deserved it for coming out on top. What an amazing opening contest to our first broadcast..."
CC: "Looks like Generico might not be done with chasing that tile....we have to take a break guys...stay with us..."
CC: "And we are back, and I hope you're ready for some hardcore action. The man coming to the ring right now, is known as Brain Damage. BRAIN DAMAGE! And he's not coming alone."
CC: "You can see he is holding a steel chair in his hands, and I'm sure he plans to use that tonight, along with many other things I can only assume."
CC: "And there is his opponent. "Sick" Nick Mondo. Mondo may be familiar to some of the fans watching. Nick Mondo competed in the first ever Tower of Doom match for FIW some 2 years ago. If that match is any indication of what we will see tonight, you are in for something wild."
CC: "Both men came armed and ready to go, but I can't help but feel Mondo has Brain Damage beat with that barbwire bat..."
CC: "Looks like I may have spoken too soon, with Brain Damage just tossing the chair into Mondo's face!"
CC: "Brain Damage setting Mondo up..."
CC: "There we see the athletic ability of Mondo. Don't let the hardcore specialty fool you, this man can fly with the best of them..."
CC: "Oh my! Mondo just shoved Brain Damage right over the steel guard rail into the first row! Fans are getting up close and personal with this match!"
CC: "What is Mondo doing?"
CC: "No...no way...he can't do it..."
CC: "'SICK' NICK MONDO WITH A SUICIDE FRONTFLIP INTO THE FIRST ROW!! FANS STANDING ON THEIR FEET IF THE HAVEN'T BEEN KNOCKED DOWN!! HOLY SHOOT!"
CC: "Brain Damage seems to have confiscated somebody's chair..."
CC: "And he just creams Mondo over the head..."
CC: "What a punch by Brain Damage! It sent Mondo right over the railing to the floor!"
CC: "Oh, now Brain Damage is searching for some weapons under the ring, and he's found a ladder!"
CC: "What a kick by "Sick" Nick Mondo! He just smashed the ladder right into Brain Damage's face!"
CC: "And Mondo has located the first table of our broadcast! I expected nothing less out of these two."
CC: "And Brain Damage, wisely getting far away from that table. Kinda odd to bring up how wise a guy named Brain Damage is acting..."
CC: "But Mondo is bringing that chair with him..."
CC: "WOW! Did you hear that! Brain Damage with a knockout punch to the chair, sending it into the skull of 'Sick' Nick Mondo!"
CC: "And it seems Brain Damage has found a trash can full of weapons at ringside! This could get even uglier now."
CC: "Mondo charging Brain Damage..."
CC: "HOLY SH**! BRAIN DAMAGE JUST THREW A LAPTOP INTO THE FACE OF NICK MONDO! THIS IS JUST SICK! MONDO's TEETH COULD BE DOWN HIS THROAT RIGHT NOW!"
CC: "HOLY! Suplex into the trash can! I think Mondo might be dead!"
CC: "And mercifully, Brain Damage is sliding out of the ring..."
CC: "What the heck is Brain Damage pushing into the ring..."
CC: "That...that's a barbwire pallet board...this...this is just too far..."
CC: "That thing could shred these guys into pieces! This is too far!"
CC: "And Mondo gets to his feet. I would too if I saw that barbwire pallet anywhere near me."
CC: "And Mondo with a springboard OVER Brain Damage! I think that's the first time I've seen a defensive springboard maneuver!"
CC: "Brain Damage charging Mondo..."
CC: "Brain Damage just fell from the ring to the floor, and broke right through that ladder!"
CC: "You can just tell this is turned into a hardcore war, with only the toughest left standing. What will these two put themselves through next?"
CC: "Mondo has something in mind...might be going for another springboard..."
CC: "HOLY SHOOT!"
CC: "Brain Damage just sent Nick Mondo flying off the top rope, through a table courtesy of a ladder shot to the head!"
CC: "And Brain Damage is trying to capitalize quickly on his big move. This guy's a lot smarter than I thought."
CC: "How's he going to put Mondo away?"
CC: "Oh no...we know Brain Damage likes to use that Package Piledriver...but..."
CC: "PACKAGE PILEDRIVER ONTO THE BARBWIRE PALLET!!! THAT HAD TO HURT BOTH MEN! THESE GUYS ARE ABSOLUTELY NUTS!"
CC: "COVER!!! 1..............2.....................3!!! Brain Damage just pinned Nick Mondo ON TOP OF A BARBWIRE PALLET!"
CC: "What a match by both of these competitors. People are definitely going to be talking about this match for sometime to come.
CC: "It looks like Brain Damage is asking for a microphone..."
Brain Damage: "Mondo...we both just went through hell, and put on a show for all these fans..."
Brain Damage: "And I know this company doesn't have a hardcore title, but if the match we just had is any indication of what the hardcore division is going to be like, we need some kind of recognition..."
Brain Damage: "So next week, I don't care if this company has a title belt for us hardcore guys, I'll bring my own d**n belt...because hardcore wrestling is all about proving whose the toughest son of a b**** to swing a weapon...and we need something to represent that...."
Brain Damage: "So Mondo, bring your best, and bring the barbwire, because I'll see you next week..."
CC: "So Brain Damage is declaring next week's match will be for the hardcore title? And he might even bring it himself? As long as we get a match half as good as that last one, I'm game! We have a commercial break coming up, stay tuned people!"
CC: "Welcome back fans, 'Classic' Colt Cabana here, backstage at the FIW Arena. And I've got a special guest with me right now...he is the Necro Butcher!"
CC: "Necro, do you have any idea whose going to be facing Raven next in our main event? I mean, his opponent has to know by now."
Necro: "Well Colt, KW said that only he and Raven's opponent were in the know on it, and let me tell you something, you can expect one crazy, hairy, hardcore legend out there tonight."
Necro: "So Raven, you better watch yourself out there tonight. Because even though it's Raven's Rules, who exactly does that favor? Think about that."
CC: "Tonight's main event is apparently ready to go, and I think we can safely scratch off Super Dragon from the possible opponents for Raven tonight. The main event is next!"
CC: "And there you seem him. Raven. One of the most clever competitors to step into the squared circle. The guy is a mad genius, and you'll find that out real quick if you lock up with him."
CC: "This is the match, that will determine our FIW heavyweight champion. Our FIRST FIW heavyweight champion. This is where it all begins for us."
CC: "And there he is! The Necro Butcher! It looks like he's going to be facing Raven for the FIW World Heavyweight Championship!"
CC: "Wait...he's got a microphone!"
Necro: "Raven, I'm not your opponent tonight, but I know who will be. He's a good friend of mine, and he's someone that you know very well. Let's bring him out right now!"
CC: "OH MY SHOOT! CACTUS JACK IS HERE IN THE FIW ARENA!"
CC: "Cactus Jack! Oh my, this match just went to a whole new level! Talk about a clash of legendary proportions!"
CC: "Man, It's nice to see Cactus in the leopard gear!"
CC: "Cactus getting a huge ovation from this jam packed crowd!"
CC: "And Raven just starting this thing off with clubbing blows to the head. Man, he hates Cactus!"
CC: "Continued strikes to Cactus, into the corner..."
CC: "Big clothesline by Cactus! This has the big fight feel to it that I knew this match would!"
CC: "Both men up to their feet..."
CC: "Back body drop on Raven! Raven's got to focus on the match, and not on Cactus if he's going to win this one!"
CC: "And what is Cactus..."
CC: "Big elbow in the corner by Cactus!"
CC: "Cactus seems to be in control of this one. That's what happens when you have time to prepare for your match."
CC: "And Raven gets a boot in. Just like that, the momentum can change."
CC: "Oh no. He can't. Raven can't be..."
CC: "Piledriver! Raven just piledrove Cactus Jack! That's just like Raven. Giving Cactus his own move!"
CC: "COVER!....1.....2...."
CC: "No! Cactus kicks out at 2!"
CC: "Cactus's neck could be hurt right now. We'll have to see how he handle's himself the rest of this match..."
CC: "Cactus with a big elbow to the face. I guess there's your answer for ya!"
CC: "Uh Oh! Cactus looks to be going high risk!"
CC: SUPERPLEX off the top rope! What a move!"
CC: "Cactus with a cover of his own! 1........2.........
CC: "No! Kick out at 2 by Raven!"
CC: "Both men are up...what can they do next?"
CC: "CACTUS CLOTHESLINE! Both men tumble hard to the floor!"
CC: "And Raven just smacked his head on the guardrail! Fans at the FIW Arena beware!"
CC: "And where is Cactus going? Is he leaving Raven to recover?"
CC: "HOLY SHOOT! Cactus with an elbow off the apron, which sends him crashing into the steel guardrail! I warned you fans!"
CC: "And Raven just picking up the scraps here..."
CC: "RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE GUARDRAIL! How much head trauma can Cactus suffer in this match!"
CC: "Raven looks to be trying to put Cactus away after Cactus smacked his head twice into the steel."
CC: "Cactus' body just rolled into the ring..."
CC: "Oh no...the end is near!"
CC: "He's signaling it!"
CC: "Wait...Cactus!"
CC: "DOUBLE ARM DDT! Cactus has this won!"
CC: "COVER!.....Wait...what the....who is..."
CC: "Hallowicked? I didn't even know he was in FIW!"
CC: "He's broken up the pin cover, and he's taking it to Cactus! I knew it was Raven's rules, but I didn't know this was what Raven had in mind! We should have known!"
CC: "Graveyard Smash by Hallowicked! Raven's covering him! NO!"
CC: "NO! Raven steals the FIW World Heavyweight Championship!"
CC: "And what is this alliance with Hallowicked? We all know Raven's history with cronies and followers...is he going to find strength in numbers here in FIW?"
CC: "And here's Keith Williams. I wonder what he's going to say about what just happened in the ring?"
Keith Williams: "Raven, I see you got what you wanted, and as promised, you are our first FIW World Heavyweight Champion. But I'm not the one whose going to present it to you. I have someone who's begging to give it to you right here."
CC: "That's the Necro Butcher! Necro must be fuming after what just went down in that match!"
CC: "Raven and Hallowicked are in for it now!"
CC: "And Raven is bailing with the FIW Title!"
CC: "Hallowicked just got rocked by the Butcher, and Cactus has got a mic in his hands!"
Cactus Jack: "Raven...you might have your title...but...there's something I want from you...and that's YOUR BLOOD!! BANG BANG!!....and...next week...we're going to settle this thing...me and Necro....versus you and Hallowicked....or whoever else you can dig out of the gutter...and it won't be Raven's Rules...it'll be HARDCORE RULES!! BANG BANG!!!"
CC: "Cactus just layed out the challenge to Raven and Hallowicked! It looks like we've got a main event lined up for next week! We've got to go folks, they're about to pull the plug on us this week! See you next time! Raven and Hallowicked vs. Cactus Jack and Necro Butcher...HARDCORE RULES!"