Post by brm on Dec 19, 2008 18:07:31 GMT -5
KW: Good evening ladies and gentleman. I'm Keith Williams, and this is the Federation Independent!
CC: And this is "Classic" Colt Cabana, keeping it just as slick as the KW, as we present the Tower of Doom, here at Figamania!
KW: And there you see it, the Tower of Doom! This is the first time we have seen this structure in the FIW, so let's explain the rules for the folks at home.
CC: The only way you can walk out the winner of this match, is to send your opponent free falling right off the top of that tower.
KW: I don't know if anyone's going to be walking out of this one Cabana!
KW: And there is our first competitor pioneering this match type, Mike Awesome.
CC: Mike Awesome is one of those rare guys in this sport, that can excel in any aspect of the ring. He can brawl and fly with the best of them.
KW: But his opponent isn't anything to overlook. There's a reason "Sick" Nick Mondo has one of the biggest cult followings in all of independent wrestling.
CC: And we this match is underway. Looking at them in the ring, Mike Awesome has one heck of a size and strength advantage in this match.
KW: But none of that matters when you're getting kicked in the head!
CC: But now we see the strength advantage come into play! He just clotheslined Mondo out of his kickpads!
KW: And Mike isn't done. He's picking up Mondo's carcass.
CC: Mondo just got dropped on his head Keith!
KW: Mondo's used to that kind of treatment, but it's still gotta hurt like crap!
CC: And Mike is making his way to the outside, where we see a grocery store's selection of weapons!
KW: It's the Tower of Doom Colt. This is the doom aspect!
CC: And Mike is grabbing a chair.
KW: HOLY! Nick Mondo with a tope conhilo right on to Mike Awesome!
CC: He went all the way into the crowd on that one!
KW: And now Nick Mondo is standing on the guardrail!
CC: Will his high flying offense counter the power game of Mike Awesome?
KW: And the answer is, no, as Mike Awesome sends Nick Mondo sailing into the side of the ring!
CC: That was just nasty!
KW: Mike Awesome is familiarizing himself with the hardware once again, setting up a table.
CC: And a trash can has entered the ring.
KW: What is Mondo doing? He's setting the trash can...
KW: Mondo throwing caution to the wind, as he leaps right at Mike Awesome!
CC: The move sends Mondo all the way to the floor and...wait a minute.
CC: Mondo's looking under the ring for something...
KW: Oh my gosh! Mondo has a sheet of glass! This is going to get messy Colt!
CC: Mondo's bringing chairs with him too. He's really taking this one to the limits!
KW: Mike Awesome is back to his feet, and he's coming right for Mondo.
KW: No...No he can't do that...
CC: This is not going to be pretty folks...
KW: HOLY SHOOT! NICK MONDO WAS JUST AWESOM BOMBED OUT OF THE RING THROUGH TO A TABLE!!!
CC: Yeah, and that landing was bad Keith. I think Mondo might be out of this.
KW: Mike Awesome is taking this time to use those chairs Mondo brought into the ring.
CC: And that's not all Mike's using Slick. That sheet of glass is going to bad use. He's stacking it on both of those chairs!
KW: I can't believe this! Mike Awesome is going back for some more weapons!
CC: And thank goodness Mondo is showing signs of live. If this match ended early, we might have a riot on our hands.
KW: Oh my gosh. Look at that barbwire bat. That thing is just sick Colt!
CC: Mondo is barely moving, and he's only standing because of that shopping cart! This could end badly.
KW: Oh! Mondo just rammed that shopping cart right into Mike Awesome's gut!
CC: And the barbwire bat is loose Keith!
KW: Holy shoot did you see that shot! Mondo swung for the fences on that one!
KW: With that shot Mike is retreating back into the ring like a wounded animal!
CC: And now it's Mondo's turn to do some weapon selecting!
KW: Oh my...Mike Awesome is bleeding like a pig in there!
CC: And it looks like it's only going to get worse...
KW: Things just picked up! Mondo is bringing a barbwire ladder into the ring!
CC: I don't think these guys even realize that this can only stop once one man has been thrown off the tower!
KW: You think this is brutal, just wait till they do realize that somebodies taking the dive!
KW: What is Mondo going to do now?
CC: Oh no Keith! He's setting him up for the...
CC: LIFE CUTTER! LIFE CUTTER Through that sheet of glass!
KW: And if Mike Awesome wasn't bleeding before, he's about to light up this ring!
KW: Holy Shoot look at that blood! He's bleeding from the front and the back!
CC: He's leaving a trail as he goes Keith! What lenghts will these men go to!
KW: Mondo with the chair...
CC: Mike Awesome caught him first. I think he's a little mad after he saw he was leaving a path!
KW: Oh no...not again...he can't!
CC: After that Life Cutter, I was expecting the retribution would be this bad!
KW: HOLY SHOOT! HE AWESOME BOMBED HIM STRAIGHT INTO THAT BARBWIRE LADDER!!
CC: If this match wasn't bloody before Keith, it's about to get even messier!
CC: Mike Awesome is moving that barbwire ladder into the middle of the ring. Don't tell me he plans on using it again?
KW: I hope not. If this pace keeps up, nobodies going to even be able to climb the tower of doom!
KW: It looks like Mike is going to attack Mondo from the apron!
CC: Finally, he shows he knows how to fly!
KW: OH! Mondo got out of the way just in time!
CC: Maybe he should go back to his power game...
CC: And what is Mondo going to do now?
KW: Look! Mondo just leaped and climbed into the Tower of Doom!
CC: Good! I thought maybe they had forgot about it!
KW: HOLY!!
CC: "Sick" Nick Mondo just did a moonsault off the 1st floor of the Tower of Doom!
KW: And Mike Awesome is laying right on top of that barbwire ladder!
KW: Oh my gosh! Mike Awesome's cut on his back has been reopened!
CC: I think Mondo should try to end this one quick. Awesome might not be able to finish this!
KW: Mondo is setting up a ladder, it looks like, to help him ascend the Tower!
CC: Of course they don't use the front door!
KW: And it looks like Mike Awesome is following Mondo into the Tower!
CC: I sense the end is near now folks, thankfully.
KW: WOW! Mondo just rocked Awesome with that steel chair!
CC: And Awesome is hanging on by a thread!
CC: And Mike and Mondo are both in the Tower now.
KW: Mondo is on the second floor! He's almost to the roof!
CC: And Mondo has ascended to the top! There is only one way down now Keith!
KW: And here it is folks! Both men are standing atop the Tower of Doom!
CC: Somebody is going to get hurt Keith. Maybe both men!
CC: Clothesline attempt by Awesome..
KW: And Mondo ducks it and...
CC: Moonsault! Mondo just ran up the wall with a moonsault!
KW: Oh no! Awesome caught him! This could be...
CC: Look! He slipped through Mike Awesome's grasp!
KW: Oh no Colt...it can't be...
CC: Mondo is setting up for..the Assault Driver...
KW: ASSAULT DRIVER!!! ASSAULT DRIVER!!! HOLY SHOOT!!!
CC: "Sick" Nick Mondo is the winner! He sent Mike Awesome off the Tower of Doom!
KW: And Mondo went to! They both took the ride, but Mondo is the winner!
CC: I don't know if winner is the right term Keith. More like survivor!
KW: Nick Mondo is truly a survivor! He is the only man in the FIW to conquer the Tower of Doom thus far!
CC: Thank you ladies and gentlemen for watch Federation Independent's Tower of Doom, here at Figamania!
KW: Goodnight folks!