Post by brm on Jul 24, 2010 22:23:31 GMT -5
Colt Cabana: Ladies and gentleman, do not adjust your sets. This is the historic Hammerstein Ballroom, and this is the Federation Independent!
CC: "This will certainly be a night to remember folks, as we get set to begin FIW's 'New York Invasion!"
CC: "And here he is. The owner of FIW, Keith Williams. I know he always has that smirk on his face, but I can safely say he's proud of what he's accomplished. KW has brought his federation to the proving ground for wrestling. He's brought the FIW into the Hammerstein Ballroom. Let's just hope he delivers.
CC: "And it looks like KW is getting a good reaction from these rabid fans here in New York City. And I can't blame them. I'm really looking forward to seeing what the heck happens here tonight. Thankfully, KW's got a microphone.
CROWD: FIW FIW FIW FIW
CC: "And we've got our first chant of the night folks. And let me tell you, it ain't over yet."
KW: "Ladies and Gentlemen....New York City...THIS...IS THE FIW!! And tonight, the FIW is going to show you fans what we are all about. Tonight, you're going to see wrestling. You're going to see CM Punk taking on El Generico, for the Pure Title, in what is sure to blow the roof off of this place.
KW: "And in our main event, you're going to see our World Champion Raven, going one on one against The Necro Butcher, in a grudge match that is definitely going to get ugly fast...and"
CC: "Oh wait a minute. Brain Damage is here, and he's probably got some unfinished business. He's been going toe to toe with Nick Mondo, and the record is 1 and 1 between them. I'm assuming that tonight, Brain Damage is going to try to get at Mondo tonight."
CC: "And speaking of Mondo and Damage, they have been putting on some of the most hardcore matches I've seen in the last couple of years. And if they go at it tonight, I can only assume it's going to go just a little farther, being in Hammerstein and all."
Brain Damage: "Keith, I heard you talking about what we're going to be seeing tonight at New York Invasion, but I think I've got something for you to add to the card."
KW: "Well, you know I'm a business man, so let's hear it."
BD: "Me and Mondo have been killing each other out here each and every week, and it's about time we settled this once and for all. I know we're in the Hammerstein Ballroom tonight, so I think we should settle this hardcore style. I'm thinking Mondo / Damage III, No Rope Barbed Wire!"
*Crowd erupts
KW: "You know, it sounds like that would be just fine with these New Yorkers here, and that's fine with me. But this is it between you two. You two have set the standard for hardcore in the FIW, and I think it's time to expand on that. But tonight, I know we're going to see one hell of a fight."
CC: "I can't believe it! In addition to the heavyweight title match, and the pure title match, we're going to see a no roped barbed wire match for the hardcore title!? Unofficial title, but hey, I'm game! Let's take it to the back!"
Brian Kendrick: "The streets of New York City. No, this isn't the Hammerstein Ballroom. This is the real New York City. The one you don't see on TV. That's why I've brought the Kendrick cam here, to document it for the first time."
BK: "Now, you might be thinking, why am I outside on the streets, and not in the Hammerstein? Well, it's funny that you would ask that, because FIW isn't asking that. No, they don't even know I'm out here. They think I'm in the locker room. Does that mean I'm booked? No. No it doesn't. That's why I've invested in the Kendrick cam. It ensures me some kind of TV time, but that's not what I'm here to talk about."
BK: "And before you ask, yes, I'm high. But that's when I truly get inspired. Do you know what this street looks like through my eyes right now? No you don't. Unfortunately, the Kendrick cam does not in fact let you see reality through the eyes of Brian Kendrick, but it's the closest thing I've got."
BK: "Does this pose look familiar? Look at the location I'm in? Pretty grungy huh! Ok, screw it. RAVEN! Raven, come on man! This was pretty cool wasn't it? I'm an outcast man! Bring me in! Bring Kendrick into your stable man! I'm begging you man! You're guaranteed bookings! Booketh the Kendrick...once in awhile!
CC: "And we're back here in the Hammerstein Ballroom, and we're set for our first match of the night. And joining me on commentary tonight, is Keith Williams himself!"
KW: "Hey, this is our big show! It's got to have some higher production!"
CC: "I think that was a shot at me, but I'm not sure."
CC: "Oh man, I've been waiting all month for this one. Generico vs. Punk. This is going to rule."
KW: "Let's hope. If it doesn't, I'm just going to look bad."
KW: "Hey Colt, I wonder who you're pulling for in this bout?"
CC: "Now that's not fair. I'm here to see a kickass match between two pure wrestlers."
KW: "I hear you look hooking guys up with cool entrances too."
KW: "Speak of the devil..."
CC: "You're supposed to be quiet during this!"
CC: "SHORTS! Yes, he's got the shorts back! Did he lose them or something?"
KW: "You probably bought him a new pair."
CC: "I can feel it now Keith. Big fight atmosphere here. This is the one that's going to put Punk and Generico on the map here in FIW."
KW: "And there's the bell. Here we go Colt!"
CC: "Lock up.."
CC: "Go behind by Generico..."
CC: "Punk with a headlock takeover..."
CC: "Generico with a reversal..."
CC: "Generico looking for a bulldog..."
CC: "And Punk reverses..."
CC: "Punk has him up...looking for a powerbomb..."
CC: "And Generico lands on his feet..."
CC: "Ducks the clothesline..."
CC: "And Punk ducks the Yakuza kick..."
CC: "And we have a standoff here folks! The crowd is clapping in a show of respect here for these two athletes."
KW: "It looks like this was a good investment on my part."
CC: "OH! Generico was reacting to the crowd, and got kicked in the side of the head for it!"
KW: "That just shows my Punk's the champ, and Generico's the contender."
CC: "And Punk just kicking Generico while he's down!"
KW: "I hear that'll get you over in some promotions."
CC: "Punk setting Generico up...looks like he's going for some chops!"
KW: "And now Punk's making the same mistake Generico did. Keep on the man!"
CC: "And Punk falls to the arena floor!"
CC: "Oh boy. It looks like Generico is climbing the turnbuckle. This is going to be great!"
CC: "MOONSAULT! Generico just hit Punk with a moonsault from the top rope to the floor!"
CROWD: FIW! FIW! FIW!
CC: "And there's a big dropkick by Generico on Punk."
KW: "That's what Generico has to do in this match, he has to be on top of Punk the whole time. If he lets Punk recover, Punk's going to turn the momentum right around."
CC: "Well, Generico stayed on him, but he turned the momentum anyway."
KW: "Shut up Colt."
CC: "Oh! I know this move...it's.."
CC: "WELCOME TO CHICAGO MOTHER..."
KW: "Colt! We're in the freaking Hammerstein Ballroom! What's your problem?"
CC: COVER! 1............2.........."
CC: "And a kick out by Generico. I'm not that upset though, we get to keep watching this!"
KW: "There we go! Generico sticking the boot up."
CC: "Generico looking for a sunset flip..."
CC: "And the momentum caused Punk to keep going..."
KW: "HOLY SHOOT! I think I just saw Punk's teeth fly out after that kick!"
CC: "And Generico's actually getting away with some crowd interaction this time."
CC: "And Generico's going back up to the top rope..."
CC: "OUCH! Generico just got kneed in the gut off that crossbody!"
KW: "And it looks like Punk's getting set for a springboard. Perhaps he wants to show Generico has an aerial attack is done right."
CC: "And Generico ducks the clothesline...again!"
KW: "Hurricanrana by Generico! Punk walked right into that one!"
CC: "And Generico is taking your advice, as he is right back on Punk after that move."
KW: "HOLY! Punk just clotheslined Generico out of his freaking boots!"
CC: "Oh no. Punk looks to be signaling for the end here..."
CC: "I think we can assume it's time for Generico to Go To Sleep!"
KW: "I don't think we can. Punk's wearing shorts. He doesn't use Go To Sleep when he's in shorts."
KW: "HOLY FREAKING SHOOT! Generico just reversed Go To Sleep into a DDT! That spiked Punk badly!"
CC: "And Generico is setting Punk up for something in the corner here."
KW: "He's thinking Yakuza!"
CC: "And Punk dropped under the kick, and it seems Generico is hooked in the corner!"
KW: "And apparently Generico was not hooked up in the corner..."
CC: "Oh no...he' can't be...he's looking for the brainbuster!"
KW: "What! Punk slid out of the brainbuster!?"
CC: "PEPSI PLUNGE!! Punk hits the Pepsi Plunge!"
KW: "COVER.......1.............2.........."
KW: ".....3.......PUNK WINS! Punk retains the Pure Title!"
CC: "What a match. Mark my words KW, we have witnessed the new standard in pure wrestling. We have seen the ascension of CM Punk in this company."
KW: "And we'll be right back kids!"
CC: "And there you can see, the ring crew is getting ready for the no rope barbed wire match! Man, this is going to be bloody. Let's take it to the back while they're setting up."
Cactus: "So Necro, are you ready for tonight?"
Necro: "Yeah Mick. Tonight, I'm finally going to have Raven one on one in that ring. And I know I've got the crowd behind me. Tonight, it's all about revenge."
Cactus: "You know Necro, everything changes when you become the World Champion. You're no longer the hungry fighter, clawing for a break. You're the one who stands in the way of those guys."
Necro: "The title is just an added bonus Mick. I'd happily whip Raven's ass in the parking lot. But, I'm not complaining that it's on the line."
Cactus: "I just hope you're ready for tonight. I'll be watching Necro, and I'll make sure everything works out."
CC: "And it looks like we're ready for Damage / Mondo III, the final battle!"
KW: "These guys have really shown that Hardcore has it's place here in FIW, even if it's an unofficial place."
CC: "And Damage has brought chairs to the ring! You'd think barbed wire was enough!"
CC: "And there he is! The "hardcore" champion, "Sick" Nick Mondo!"
KW: "That better be in parenthesis Colt. That belt is not recognized by FIW, but it's one hell of a motivator all the same."
CC: "Oh boy. The second stare down of the night! This is it folks. You're seeing the last encounter between these two for the hardcore title!"
KW: "Somebody had to put it to an end Colt. They'd probably kill each other if I didn't stop this war."
CC: "And this thing starts out with a punch. And I would expect nothing less from Brain Damage."
KW: "And Mondo meets him with a forearm."
CC: "And that uppercut rocked Mondo!"
KW: "Brain Damage swinging that chair!"
CC: "But Mondo slipping out of Damage's path..."
KW: "Mondo with a beautiful dropkick that sent that chair into Brain Damage's face!"
CC: "And that sent the man back first into the barbed wire!"
KW: "But at least he's smart enough to wear a shirt!"
CC: "Yeah, let's discuss the smarter of the two men competing in a no roped barbed wire match."
KW: "Mondo setting that chair up..."
CC: "And a kick to the gut of Brain Damage..."
KW: "What the..."
CC: "M. Bison! Mondo with the M. Bison stomp on Brain Damage!"
KW: "And Mondo is back to setting up those chairs. I think he has something in mind there."
CC: "And Mondo is stopped right in his tracks with that punch."
CC: "HOLY SHOOT! Brain Damage just suplexed Mondo into the barbed wire ropes!"
KW: "And it looks like Mondo's pant leg is stuck in the barbed wire!"
CC: "And Brain Damage having to pull Mondo right out of the wire!"
KW: "Brain Damage must have some bad intentions here..."
CC: "HOLY! Brain Damage just went face first into the barbed wire! He's got to be busted open."
KW: "Yes sire. The blood is flowing now Colt."
CC: "Oh shoot. Mondo went for a kick, but Damage caught him...this could be bad..."
CC: "HOLY SHOOT! MONDO IS HANGING ABOVE THE MAT IN THAT BARBED WIRE!"
KW: "And the referee is coming over, and it looks like he's going to have to cut Mondo free here! This is just sickening!"
CC: "And Mondo is free, but I don't think he's in very good condition right now Keith."
KW: "Just look at Mondo's torso! It's a bloody mess!"
CC: "Mondo just grabbed that wire cutter from the ref, and clocked Brain Damage over the head with it!"
KW: "What is Mondo doing?"
CC: "It looks like Mondo's taking the barbed wire that was cut, and it picking up it!"
CC: "HOLY! He's actually wrapping Brain Damage in the wire! This is going too far!"
KW: "Brain Damage can't even get free! He's in a really bad way here."
CC: "Oh no...he can't...he's got that chair..."
KW: "Brain Damage can't defend himself here...NO!"
CC: "Mondo just clocked Brain Damage over the head with that steel chair, and it drove the barbed wire right into Damage even further!"
KW: "And Mondo's picking up that scrap barbed wire again!"
CC: "He's wrapping those two chairs in it! Now we really know he's got something planned with those things!"
KW: "Wow! Brain Damage just lunged right at Mondo! I guess he's got one advantage to being walking barbed wire!"
CC: "Hey, Brain Damage just rolled over to the ref. I think he's asking for him to cut the barbed wire!"
KW: "Well, it's only fair at this point."
CC: "And he's free, and it looks like Mondo has been even further bloodied by that last shot!"
KW: "WHAT! No way! He's thinking Package Piledriver!"
CC: "PACKAGE PILEDRIVER INTO THE SCRAPS OF BARBED WIRE!! HOLY SHOOT!"
KW: "And look at that! Mondo's a bloody mess on the arena floor! I think he's done Colt."
CC: "And what a site! Brain Damage is a bloody mess, wrapped in barbed wire in the middle of the ring!"
KW: "And it looks like he's shaking the barbed wire off his leg there, and he's back on the attack!"
CC: "Look at both of these men! The blood just keeps running! This needs to end Keith!
KW: "Just look at the lifeless, bloody body of Mondo rolling into that ring! These men are leaving it all in the ring for their last encouter!"
CC: "Oh no. Brain Damage is thinking a SECOND Package Piledriver! He can't do that!"
KW: "Is he going to do it on those chairs?!"
CC: "WOW! HOLD ON! MONDO SETTING UP THE ASSAULT DRIVER!!!"
CC: "HOLY FREAKING SHOOT! ASSAULT DRIVER ONTO TWO BARBED WIRE CHAIRS!"
KW: "COVER!!.......1..............2.........."
KW:...........3!! "Sick" Nick Mondo wins it!"
CC: "And he retains his hardcore championship!"
KW: "I guess so."
KW: "And thankfully, the officials are coming out here to attend to these competitors!"
CC: "What a match, and what a series! I'm pretty relieve that Mondo / Damage is finally over though. Those guys really put all they had into this battle."
KW: "Look at that image Colt. It needed to come to an end. These guys have nothing else to prove. They're hardcore, and they set a standard that will not be met easily. Let's just hope I can find some more competitors who can go toe to toe with them!"
CC: "What the hell? What's set up in the ring?"
KW: "I have no idea. This wasn't booked, that's for sure."
Brian Kendrick: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I feel that perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. Jack Evans and myself have decided to bring our case to the ring, a place we haven't been for quite some time."
Jack Evans: "We were discussing this in the back, and we thought, if we actually got in the ring, we were likely to actually get a match, or at least a confrontation."
BK: "Yes Jack, and here we are. Perhaps even Raven will come out, and accept us into his loving Flock."
JE: "I was actually thinking, we could form our own group. I mean, we both have white clothes. Perhaps we have something going there."
CROWD: "YOU'RE BOTH HIGH *clap clap clapclapclap*
BK: "Oh, we're getting comfortable out here. Because we're not leaving until we get some action, and you can interpret that anyway you want."
JE: "Uh, Kendrick, the chicks haven't shown up here yet. Series 3 man. And by the looks of it, they won't be here until 2012."
BK: "Oh. Well, then I mean action as in a fight."
*Music blares over the speakers*
CC: "Woah...hold on a minute. That's ROB VAN DAM! He's here in FIW! I guess he decided to show up anyway!"
KW: "And the roof just blew off of the Hammerstein Ballroom! I'm such a good business man!"
CC: "This is just great! RVD in FIW could be a very good thing!"
KW: "You talk about exciting, versatile, and athletic wrestlers who can sell out arenas, you talk about Rob Van Dam."
CC: "He is the whole F'N show."
KW: "And he's asking for a microphone."
RVD: "Kendrick, I totally dig what you're doing here man, and I'll see you after the show...
*crowd pops*
...but I also heard you issuing some kind of challenge."
BK: "Why yes Van Dam. I challenged management to book me...I think. I can't fully remember, but here we are."
RVD: "Oh, but I think I remember what you were saying. You wanted to get some action. And seeing as how FIW is still chick free, there's only one thing I can think of that fits that bill."
CC: "RVD just kicked Kendrick in the side of the head! How's that for booking?"
KW: "I think Jack Evans just took off out of the ring!"
CC: "Oh no. RVD is taking to the top rope..."
KW: "FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE! Kendrick got some action all right!"
CC: "That's for sure. I don't think he's even moving!"
KW: "Evans is freaking out! I wonder what his intoxicated mind is thinking of this!"
CC: "RVD making his presence known here in FIW! Welcome to the Federation Independent, Mr. Public Access!"
KW: "How flattering."
CC: "And welcome back to another episode of Plug Cabana! And what can I say? We're here in the Hammerstein Ballroom, and we're about to see the main event of the evening, as Necro Butcher takes on Raven for the FIW World Title.
CC: "And be sure to make your plans to be with us next month, as we return to our home at the FIW Arena! It will certainly be a night of surprises, as we will be experiencing all the fallout of tonight's New York Invasion!"
CC: "And that's about it! We've got nothing booked yet! But let me tell you guys, you ain't gonna be seeing Mondo / Damage next month! Did you see those guys tonight? I don't even think you'll be seeing them back in this ring this year!"
KW: "And here we go. This is where it all goes down. Raven puts the World Title up one on one, against the Necro Butcher."
CC: "And this is the first title defense by Raven. And there's no sign of Raven's flock with him."
KW: "I think that's just Raven's way of showing that he doesn't sweat the Necro Butcher."
CC: "Or the flock's just waiting to jump Necro later on."
KW: "That too."
CC: "And of course, Raven is defending the title under Raven's rules here tonight."
KW: "Well, it is Hammerstein. What did you expect out of these two? Punk / Generico II?"
CC: "And there he is. The man who earned his shot at the world title by pinning Raven last month in a brutal 4 way Danse Macabre!"
KW: "Who can forget the scene last time, as Raven's bloody body lay in a pool of thumbtacks courtesy of the Necro Butcher."
CC: "And you know that pin fall victory has to instill the idea in Necro that he can in fact, beat Raven again tonight."
KW: "And this one's underway!"
CC: "Necro with some brutal punches to Raven right off the bat! I think Necro's trying to get Raven beaten down before his diabolical mind can start hatching a plan."
KW: "Did you just say 'hatching a plan?"
CC: "And a big knee in the corner that sends Raven falling hard to the arena floor!"
KW: "This thing could spill out into the crowd if I know these two!"
CC: "And it looks like Necro is wisely not going to let Raven take a breather on the outside..."
KW: "What a move! Raven just tripped up Necro sending him face first into that guardrail!"
CC: "And that's what Raven has to do here. Use Necro's head of steam mentality against him."
CC: "And it looks like our second table of the evening is coming out."
KW: "You can see Necro is wisely working on the head of the Necro Butcher, obviously setting him up for that Raven Effect DDT!"
CC: "Make that the third table as well."
KW: "What kind of sick idea does Raven have in mind for those two tables?"
CC: "Probably putting Necro through them. Just maybe."
KW: "Necro found a chair!"
CC: "And speaking of chairs, it looks like an over zealous fan just threw one into the ring!"
KW: "And he got thrown out of the building!"
CC: "And Necro's bringing a trash can into the ring too."
KW: "At least their back in the ring at all!"
CC: "Raven setting something up here..."
KW: "Huge vertical suplex right onto that chair!"
CC: "Maybe that fan was a part of the flock!"
KW: "Raven rearranging the furniture a bit..."
CC: "And Necro's just stuffed Raven into that trash can!"
KW: "oh shoot..."
CC: "DID YOU HEAR THAT! Raven's brains must be splattered all over that can!"
KW: "And an exclamation point leg drop to smush anything left."
CC: "And mercifully, Raven has gotten free of the trash can!"
KW: "Necro putting Raven in that chair...this can't be good."
CC: "Raven with a drop toe hold to Necro, sending him face first into that chair! Necro should have really had that one scouted!"
KW: "It's basically the definition of a signature move."
CC: "Raven not letting Necro recover here."
KW: "Huge back suplex into that trash can! Man, Necro should have just left the weapons outside!"
CC: "And Raven is posing it up."
KW: "Oh come on. Did you not see the Generico match earlier tonight?"
CC: "It looks like Raven wasn't posing. He was calling for the end of this match!"
KW: "Oh no. He can't be thinking Piledriver! Not through two tables!"
CC: "HOLY! Necro just back dropped Raven all the way into the crowd!"
KW: "I knew they'd end up out there!"
CC: "Necro just sommersaulted over the guardrail right onto Raven!"
KW: "And Necro sends Raven face first into the wall!"
CC: "And it looks like they're going upstairs! Our cameras have lost sight of them!"
KW: "We're experiencing some technical difficulties...please stay tuned!"