Post by brm on Jan 2, 2011 21:58:08 GMT -5
CM Punk: It's a new year. It's 2011. And that year, will be known as the year of Pure...the year of Pepsi...the year...of Punk.
CM Punk: And you're looking, at the 2011 idea of what a champion is. I personify the pure title. I'm all about competition. All about the sport of pro wrestling, and I dare any of you FIW so called, "Pure" athletes to try to take this title from me.
CM Punk: Now, a lot of people have been saying I'm not a fighting champion. And to that, I say, did you see me and Generico at New York Invasion, which because of me, was nominated for show of the year? Yeah, when you put on a title defense like that, you don't need to prove anything.
CM Punk: But rest assured punks, I will step back into the ring, and I will defend this title, but only when I feel like doing it, because I'm CM Punk, and I'm better than you.
CC: Ladies and gentlemen, it's 2011, and you are watching the first Independent Television broadcast of the new year! And what a way to start things off here. You are looking at a wrestler for the new year, Jack Evans.
CC: A lot of people underestimate Jack because he does things his way, but let me tell you something, when this guy gets in the ring, it's all about proving why he is the best high flyer in this business.
CC: And that wild card, Brian Kendrick, is accompanying his pal Jack tonight...of course. We saw a really great match between Kendrick and Rob Van Dam last time on Independent Television, and we open the program with Jack Evans this week.
CC: And there you see some of the athleticism of Mr. Evans. The way he can incorporate that break dance, gymnastic style into his offense is something that needs to be seen, and you will see that tonight.
CC: Oh my shoot...that's the Amazing Red! It looks like FIW has been busy this new year recruiting the best pure athletes for their pure division. This is going to be an absolutely insane match up folks. You're going to need to buckle in for this rollercoaster.
CC: Man, the crowd is going crazy for Red. They know this man in the FIW arena, and they know what he can do. This is going to be a true test between Red and Evans....exactly who is the craziest, most creative high flyer of these two? That is what we will see right now!
CC: And both men lock up....
CC: And Evans just whips Red over with the arm drag, into a headlock. Evans is actually the bigger man in this match up. It'll be interesting what he can do with that advantage...
CC: And it looks like Red is just slipping out of Evans' reach here. I don't think Jack is comfortable being the bigger man in this match. Jack usually is the man slipping out of his opponents moves.
CC: Amazing Red forcing Evans into the ropes, but Jack holds on, but Red is still on the move...
CC: WOW! I can't believe what I just saw! Amazing Red just snapped off a hurricanranna on Evans, and Evans used the momentum to land on his feet! And the crowd is standing as these two stare down...man, I can feel it...this is going to be one hell of a contest.
CC: And Red may have lost his cool there, just stiff kicking Evans in the stomach. I don't think Red appreciated Evans making him look like a fool off that last 'ranna.
CC: HOLY SHOOT! Evans just got kicked out of his dew rag! Red with a corkscrew enzugiri! It's like Red is saying, "You think you can bring the high flying offense? How about this?"
CC: And wisely, Evans retreats to the floor to console with Kendrick. He needs to wait for Red to cool down, and keep this match going at his pace.
CC: HOLY FREAKING SHOOT! Amazing Red with a corkscrew suicide dive over the top rope, taking out both Jack Evans and Kendrick! The crowd is going insane in the FIW Arena!
CC: And Amazing Red is feeding off this crowd. He's showing them that he's the very best high flying, crazy flippy kid in this sport today!
CC: What! Red is going springboard!? He really wants to prove a point here.
CC: And Red finally crashes after taking it into overdrive with that springboard corkscrew maneuver...
CC: WOW! Jack Evans out of nowhere with a shooting star press pin! 1............
CC: And only a one count off the shooting star press. I think Amazing Red is getting a little bit ticked that Evans is just about on Red's level as far as what he can do in the air. This match could get dangerous with a "can you top this" attitude.
CC: WOW! That's gotta feel like payback for Jack Evans. He got kicked out of his dew rag, and now he just kicked Red out of his freaking boots!
CC: And now it's Evans turn to take to the skies!
CC: WOW! Evans with maybe a Phoenix Stomp or Splash, but he realized that Red was active, and he lands on his freaking feet! It is just amazing to watch these two take to the air...
CC: What the heck is Red....what the...
CC: CODE RED!! CODE RED!!! 1..................2.....................
CC: KENDRICK! Kendrick just broke up the count! There is that wild card factor! Now Red knows he has to deal with both of these jokers!
CC: And of course, the ref didn't have a shot of Kendrick in the act, and Red has to just go on with this match...I bet Evans is happy though.
CC: Holy! Evans just mowed Red over with that cartwheel kick to the face!
CC: And Evans is back up to the top rope! I don't think any of these guys have actually hit anything off the top yet! Maybe Evans will be on target this time.
CC: Man, Evans with a moonsault leg drop, but Red was too quick on his feet. Both these men are used to fighting slower, larger opponents, but now it's like either man is fighting his clone! This is becoming a battle of whose going to slip up first.
CC: Amazing Red just stamping Evans' face with his boot prints! What a dropkick!
CC: Oh boy, Red is going to the top again! Maybe he'll hit it this time...
CC: OH MY SHOOT! Red went for the Infrared, but got a boot in the face!
CC: And Amazing Red is knocked silly!
CC: This could be the window of opportunity for Evans...
CC: HOLY FREAKING SHOOT! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR DDT!! Amazing Red is DEAD! 1.................2.....................
CC: .............3!! Jack Evans just pinned Amazing Red in an absolute rollercoaster ride of a match!
CC: Evans proving that he is the true definition of the high flying wrestler. What an insane match.
CC: But we can't forget...that underhanded Spanky's interference. Kendrick is now in the ring to celebrate. He might have had just as much to celebrate as Evans, with that assist.
CC: But never the less, Evans proving that he is not just a joker, he certainly is, but he can definitely get it down between those ropes. What an opening contest...stay tuned!
Brain Damage: I don't need a belt for you to know I'm hardcore, but sometimes I like to show off. Sometimes, I like to have fun. Sometimes, I like to make people bleed. Because I know I'm hardcore, but let's find out about everyone else?
Brain Damage: That's why....at the FIW Winter Classic....I'm issuing a challenge. A light tube challenge. Anybody who thinks they're hardcore, show up. Face me in the ring, and use a light tube. That is, if you're hardcore.
CC: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for joining us on your local syndication station for Independent Television, I'm Colt Cabana here for hype central. Please make your plans to be with us for FIW's Winter Classic in February, where we will be hailing from the legendary Elk's Lodge in Queens NY! Already announced is the Light Tube Challenge! Brain Damage is calling out not just anyone in FIW, but anyone in the wrestling world, to show up at the Elk's Lodge that cold night in February, and throw down with him. It certainly will be a hardcore showdown. Also, CM Punk will be in the house defending his Pure title against an unnamed opponent. We haven't penciled in the details yet, but Punk will be defending his title in Queens next month. That's all we have for hype central...stay tuned for more action!
CC: And there he is. Hallowicked. The dark minion of the Flock! He's been sent out here, alone, to deal with the freaking Necro Butcher. He's out here to prove his worth, but I sure wouldn't want to have Necro Butcher in his first match since being stabbed in the back.
CC: Oh boy. Necro is ready to fight. He has Hallowicked one on one tonight. This is going to be ugly folks, but fun still the same!
CC: This is going to be a straight up fight folks.
CC: And Necro FINALLY is getting a member of the Flock in the ring, and he's just wailing on Hallowicked here. Hallowicked is the embodiment of everything Necro's suffered these past months.
CC: WOW! Necro just unloaded a stiff barrage of shots on Hallowicked in the corner. That must feel so liberating for Necro, and the crowd loves it too! Hallowicked is in trouble.
CC: And Necro whips Hallowicked into the ropes...
CC: And a huge clothesline to Hallowicked! He just put an abrupt halt to Hallowicked...perhaps like he wants to put an abrupt halt to the Flock!
CC: And Necro actually heading to the top rope...this could be a bad idea...
CC: And Necro misses a big leg drop...this is the only breather Hallowicked has had...and what is he going to do with this opportunity?
CC: HUGE Dragon Suplex by Hallowicked! Necro's weight coming down hard on the back of his neck!
CC: And Hallowicked is on the move...
CC: And Hallowicked runs into the road block known as Necro Butcher's fist!
CC: Oh no...what is Necro doing here...
CC: He can't...
CC: HOLY FREAKING SHOOT! Necro just press slammed Hallowicked over his head, and just tossed his carcass to the hard wooden floor! That's just sick! Necro wants to hurt Hallowicked, and that's a scary thought.
CC: And now Necro is moving this to the outside, which is exactly what Hallowicked does not want.
CC: Oh shoot! Necro just sent Hallowicked head over heels into that guardrail. And I can't feel sorry for Hallowicked here, because it's because of the Flock that Necro has this sadistic bend to him!
CC: And Necro has been handed a chair from the crowd...only in FIW folks!
CC: It looks like Necro's wheels are turning, and he's setting something up. This could end badly for Hallowicked....
CC: Two chairs. I'm thinking chair table here...
CC: And Necro just roughly tosses Hallowicked's lifeless body onto those chairs..
CC: Oh no...this Necro's going back to the top...this could end either man!
CC: HOLY FREAKING SHOOT! NECRO JUST CANNONBALLED OFF THE TOP AND CRUSHED THOSE CHAIRS!! Hallowicked's life was just spared!
CC: And Hallowicked, with little surprise, is high tailing it back into the ring! He wants none of Necro on the outside!
CC: And Hallowicked is yelling at the ref! I guess he doesn't like that he just sat back and watched as Necro tried to end his life!
CC: But a member of the Flock complaining to the ref is like Judas calling Cactus Jack on his antics in the Ballroom!
CC: And Necro is bring one of those chairs into the ring with him...the one that's not bent into a freaking pretzel!
CC: Hallowicked just dropkicked that chair into Necro's face! What a greeting!
CC: And Hallowicked is helping himself to Necro's chair now...
CC: Could Hallowicked be going for a Graveyard Smash onto that chair? I think so...
CC: No! Necro countered it, and he's in control here...
CC: HOLY SHOOT! NECRO just DDT'd Hallowicked onto that chair! It was almost like a Raven Effect DDT!
CC: Necro just Raven Effect DDT'd Hallowicked onto that chair, what a message he just sent there!
CC: And what's this? Necro's locking in the Asiatic Spike submission! Even after he dropped the man on his head!
CC: And Necro Butcher just made Hallowicked tap out! That's how you beat somebody completely! Hallowicked is dead in that ring!
CC: The Flock sent out it's Dark Minion, and he got beat. Where does the Flock go from here? Necro declared he would work his way through the ranks until he got his hands on Cactus, and eventually Raven.
CC: And speaking of the Flock, they're nowhere in sight...But I can't blame them. After watching Necro tear up Hallowicked, I wouldn't want a piece of him either.
CC: Cactus and Raven better watch out, because their insurance policy just got cancelled, and Necro has his sights set on Cactus!
CC: Well, that's it for us tonight folks. Welcome to 2011, which will certainly be the year....of the FIW!!
RVD: FIW's going to Queens? That's interesting. Rob Van Dam's torn up the Elk's Lodge before....I'll have to check that out.
RVD: And Kendrick...nothing personal man. I like you, but RVD is all about being the best, and that's exactly what I am. You can't fault me for being who I am, can you?
RVD: Keep your eyes glued on FIW, because you never know with Rob Van Dam's going to be himself, all over somebodies face!
El Generico: CM Punk...I...not so bien en Ingles...but...I...I will try.
El Generico: El Generico...no has forgotton...about our classico...en el Nueva York y Generico...respect you for that match. Si.
El Generico: But..Generico...I have un amigo. I have un amigo, who says...he can beat you....he can...destroy you...Si?
El Generico: So...next week...He's coming...Si? Vamos...to the FIW Arena...to...kick en tu cabeza! OLE!!
Jack Evans: Man, did you see that! I tore down the house out there against Red, and I kicked his ass!
Brian Kendrick: We are lossless, no more! You see, lossless is no longer simply a description of a good FLAC audio recording, but it describes us...The Brian Kendrick, and Jack Evans.
Jack Evans: Yeah, you see...that move I did...yeah you guys know it...the springboard shooting star DDT? That...that's called...THE EVANS EXPERIENCE!
Brian Kendrick: Yes, because that is what we are. We are an experience..something that cannot transcend through television, we are something that can only be absorbed in person.
Jack Evans: I'm going to the top man, I'll probably be getting a pure title shot down the line after that display!
Brian Kendrick: Titles are certainly enjoyable as long as materialistic intents are not resting on the mind. Because the mind must be cleared and ready to accept new paths and directions of living freely, and encountering the transcendental in the everyday, concrete masses we currently inhabit.
Jack Evans: Yeah...and...when are the chicks showing up?
Brian Kendrick: Soon Jack...I can feel it...It's almost like they're already here....oh, and Raven...CALL ME!!
"Sick" Nick Mondo: Gangrel? That's who you guys send after my hardcore title? He's supposed to follow Brain Damage? He's supposed to hang with me?
"Sick" Nick Mondo: You'll have to kill me to get this title off of me...because I'm not just another hardcore wrestler...I am absolutely...SICK!
Cactus Jack: I don't think Hallowickeds coming back Scotty! We sent out our brother to meet the Butcher, and he's not coming back!
Raven: He served his purpose Jack...he knew this day would come...
Cactus: But I don't like it Scotty! The Butcher hasn't had his fill yet...He still wants to drink the cup...even though I willingly have allowed it to pass!
Raven: I told Necro there would be others, and I was never lying about that. Hey Necro, you only get to me and Cactus, when we allow it.
Raven: Hey Necro...did you think Hallowicked was supposed to finish you? Does a father let his brother punish his child? No...that discipline...that pleasure, is left to the father. And I'll beat you when I'm good and ready.
Raven: But speaking of children, you're not my only child Necro, you're just the prodigal one. And I've already sent my servant to bring you back to me. Come The Winter Classic, I send my son to bring you back to your senses. I send your brother to show you the error of your ways. I send Cactus Jack!
Cactus:I'm sorry Necro....IT'S GONNA HURT ME...A LOT MORE...Than it'll hurt you....
Raven: Quote the Raven...Nevermore...
I loved the Evans vs Red match because they both have the same style of wrestling which made it uncertain to who was going to pick up the win but Jack gave Red "The Evans Experience". The next match was good to, I figured Hallowicked was going to be destroyed by Necro but I thought even after the match that Raven's Flock would end up beating on Necro. I hope Raven gets Kendrick and Evans into the Flock though, Kendrick is begging for the opportunity. At the end of the show I liked the short promos that the superstars had because it seemed like a Independent Wrestling Show.
) Great promos, and it's setting everything up really good for the Winter Classic. Can't wait man!