Post by brm on Jul 3, 2011 21:15:43 GMT -5
Colt Cabana: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Federation Independent's Independent Television! Tonight is going to be a busy night, because the FIW is getting the show on the road after the events of the Winter Classic and Night of the Hardcores. The dust has settled, and lets see how the landscape has changed.
CC: We have one of the largest crowds ever to grace the FIW Arena on hand tonight, and we are about to begin!
CC: And what better way to start things than to give it over to the man in charge, the boss, Keith Williams!
CC: A little over a year ago, that man had a vision of what a professional wrestling company should be, and he brought that vision to the world with the FIW.
CC: And this capacity crowd is proof that his vision is what the true wrestling fans have longed to see.
KW: THIS........IS THE FIW!! Let me just say, I am not out here to waste your time, or even to entertain you....even though I could. I'm out here bringing good tidings of great joy, that will be for YOU. That's right. After the success of Night of the Hardcores, I've decided that the next big FIW event, "As Good As It Gets," will take place right here, in the FIW Arena!
CC: And the fans are roaring like the twenties here in the arena, and I don't blame them.
KW: And tonight, I am going to try to get some matches booked for As Good As It Gets, but who knows what will happen on Independent Television! Enjoy the show, and let's hit the freaking theme song!
CC: We're starting things off this time with Pure Division action, as the Amazing Red makes his way to the ring.
CC: This guy may just be the quickest man in the FIW locker room, but do not quote me on that, especially since our locker room door seems to never close, and you never know when somebodies gonna walk right in.
CC: All I know is that this is gonna quite a treat. Anytime you have the Amazing Red in action, you just have to watch to see what the heck happens.
CC: And who's going to be his opponent tonight...
CC: HOLY! That's Desmond Wolfe! This match just got a whole lot more interesting! Desmond making his debut here for FIW.
CC: The crowd is going nuts for Wolfe, and that crowd backing could have an effect on this match, not to mention Wolfe wants to prove something here in his first match up for FIW.
CC: Man, I'm getting pumped. Wolfe in FIW is awesome!
CC: And Wolfe just starting things out with a huge forearm to the face of Amazing Red!
CC: Wolfe's striking ability is what brought him to the dance, and I'm sure that's what he's going to utilize here against Red.
CC: And just like a real Wolf, Desmond is keeping right on top of Red, and not letting him breath.
CC: OH MY FREAKING SHOOT! Somewhere, Stan Hansen's eared perked up to hear that thud. Desmond Wolfe just killed Red with that Lariat!
CC: And again, Wolfe is keeping right on top of Red, going for some kind of submission maneuver here.
CC: And look at the pressure Wolfe is exerting, stretching Red's one arm, and pushing his boot down on the other...
CC: OH MY SHOOT! Wolfe may have just separated Red's shoulder, dropping an elbow down and his entire weight on Red's arm.
CC: I don't know if Red was ready for a calculated killer like Wolfe, but he had better get ready quick, because Wolfe's going to tear him apart.
CC: OH! Amazing Red with an Enzugiri out of nowhere! Wolfe has not targeted the legs of Red, but they are probably his best weapon.
CC: Wolfe off the ropes...
CC: Red just snapping off that hurricanranna with ease. That was lightning quick, but not exactly the most impactful move from the small framed athlete.
CC: And now Red is stalking Wolfe in the corner...
CC: Big step up dropkick by Red...
CC: CODE RED! HE HIT THE CODE RED OFF OF HIS FREAKING BACK...WHAT! Where was the ref!?? What the hell was he doing this whole time? His lazy ass might cost Red the win here!
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CC: No! Wolfe kicks out right in time to save his hide! I'd have that ref fired if I had any pull around here!
CC: And Red's even getting in his face over that. I don't blame him one bit.
CC: But Wolfe's not worried, and he's coming at Red full force here...
CC: I don't know how many more of those lariats Red can take. His brains have to be swimming in his skull if they're not on the mat!
CC: And Wolfe is back to working the arm, the same arm he dropped the elbow on earlier.
CC: And he's locked in the armbar! This could be it for Red...
CC: And Red somehow inches his way to the ropes! I have to think that Red would have lost this if he hadn't used a rope break.
CC: I have to admire Wolfe's game plan here, staying right on top of Red the whole match.
CC: Back suplex here from Wolfe...
CC: Oh! Big DDT by the Amazing Red! Could Red turn this thing around with that move?
CC: You can see right there, Red's arm is just hanging from a thread! You have to believe it's dislocated at the very least!
CC: And Amazing Red going back to what brought him to the dance, the highflying moves!
CC: HOLY FREAKING SHOOT!! Desmond Wolfe just took Amazing Red's head off! Lariat knocking Red loopy out of a springboard frontflip!
CC: Red is not moving, and Wolfe is just standing over his lifeless body. I think somebody should end this now. Red is done.
CC: WHAT! What is Wolfe doing here? He's picking up Red! Cover him damn it! It's over!
CC: And now Wolfe is pushing the ref out of the way! This scene has turned ugly very quickly, and this is a scary situation for FIW.
CC: OH...Oh no...
CC: TOWER OF LONDON! HOLY SHOOT! Red could be dead folks! That's no exaggeration folks, this is no joke.
CC: And the FIW officials are making their way to check on Red. Folks, this is probably the scariest moment I have ever witnessed in FIW.
CC: And Wolfe's taunting! This guy is cold blooded!
CC: Red has not moved this whole time...let's just hope the officials can help him out here...
CC: What started out of a very physical match has ended in what may be a freaking crime scene. Desmond Wolfe just lived up to his name, literally. Let's send it to the back, while our trainers help clean this up.
RVD: Man, this belt is something else! I didn't even know it was up for grabs. I just go out there and beat my opponents, but now I'm getting gifts for it!
RVD: But it doesn't look too bad on me. I mean, it almost suits me. Maybe a Yin Yang would have been better, but I could see something like this on my singlet.
Mondo: So you think you're hardcore RVD?
RVD: I didn't say that, I just said I'm unbeatable.
Mondo: You might have beaten me at Night of the Hardcores, but I want my belt back.
RVD: Hey Mondo, I'll be glad to give you a rematch, just name it.
Mondo: We have an event coming up called "As Good As It Gets," and I can't think of anything better than you and me with that title hanging above the ring.
RVD: Hey Nick, I like the way you think. RVD vs. "Sick" Nick Mondo for the Hardcore Title, in a ladder match. That is as good as it gets.
Mondo: I'll show you what it means to be hardcore.
RVD: And I'll show you what it's like to be...R...V...D!
CC: And during the break, Amazing Red had to be stretchered out of the ring, and he is currently on his way to a local hospital. Hopefully Red will be ok, but the show must go on folks. Let's send it back to the ring for more FIW action.
CC: El Generico is back in action here in FIW. Generico's been busy bringing Chris Hero into FIW, but it's about time Generico focused on his own career.
CC: Ole! Indeed.
CC: And there he is, Jack Evans. Jack Evans was derailed by RVD at the Winter Classic, but no one can deny the success Evans has had here in FIW.
CC: It's odd not seeing Evans out here with ole' Spanky, Brian Kendrick. But I wouldn't be surprised if he's still in the hospital after Necro took him out in March.
CC: This is going to be a great high flying match up, and hey! The ref decided to start the match this time!
CC: And it starts! I couldn't tell if that was Evans doing his usual dance routine, or taking Generico's head off!
CC: Jack has something in mind here...
CC: WOW! What started as a hurricanranna turned into a deadly powerbomb by Generico!
CC: Generico could have went for the pin there, but he's getting up here...
CC: Huge standing dropkick by El Generico right there!
CC: And this crowd is just loving seeing Generico back in action here in the FIW arena.
CC: Jack Evans with a huge springboard moonsault into the cover!
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CC: And Generico just kicked out in the nick of time.
CC: Jack Evans switching control here...
CC: Setting him up in the corner here...
CC: Evans turning around here with a head of steam...
CC: WOW! Evans with a step up moonsault drop kick! I've never seen him bust that out in FIW before...
CC: And he's running back for...
CC: HOLY! Generico just suplexed Evans out of his boxers right into the turnbuckle!
CC: And Generico seemingly mocking Evans with this maneuver, but I think I know what's happening...
CC: No way... NO WAY!!
CC: YAKUZA KICK! RIGHT TO THE BALLS! Generico just yakuza kicked Evans in the balls! That's sick!
CC: And the crowd is just on fire for El Generico right now!
CC: SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT! Generico has to have it won right here!
1......2...........
CC: NO! Evans kicking out at just the last second! It looks like we still have a match going on here.
CC: Uh Oh! It looks like we could be seeing it right here...
CC: He's going for it...he's going for it...
CC: BRAINNNBUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CC: HOLY SHIT!!! I'm sorry folks, but that was just insane! I cannot believe what we have just witnessed! Jack Evans just escaped the brainbuster, landed on the top rope, and hurricanranna'd El Generico to the floor! That was the craziest move I've ever seen in FIW!
CC: Generico's lower body just smashed into that guardrail, and I'm not sure he'll be able to lift Evans up for that brainbuster.
CC: And Jack Evans in just barely inching his way back into the ring, as his knees have to be smashed from dropping such massive heights.
CC: Oh no. Jack looks to be going back to what brought him to the dance, those crazy springboards...
CC: Generico's up! What the...
CC: He's pushing on the ropes!
CC: Generico just knocked Evans off the ropes, and he landed right on his throat!
CC: Generico is going for something here...
CC: WOW! Generico just busted out an insane Pumphandle Orange Crush! That is a Generico signature! Cover! 1...............2................
..............3!!!!!!
CC: He's done it! Generico just beat Jack Evans in an insanely dangerous match up!
CC: You have to assume this is going to place Generico very high on the list of Pure Title competitors.
CC: And speaking of the Pure title, there's the Pure Champion Chris Hero, Generico's amigo.
Chris Hero: Generico, that was an insane match up, and I just wanted to congratulate you on that victory. I also would be honored to hook it up with you for the Pure Title at "As Good As It Gets."
CC: You heard it hear folks! Hero and Generico at "As Good As It Gets." I wonder if amigos will stay amigos for long.
CC: What the....
CC: CM PUNK!?
Punk: Hero...you don't get to have a little dance with your friend...because that's not what I call "As Good As It Gets." You may have beaten me, but that doesn't mean anything. You really want to say you're the best, you really want to see as good as it gets? Three Way Dance.
Generico: TRES, MI AMIGOS!!
CC: Oh man. You talk about "As Good As It Gets," you talk about CM Punk vs. El Generico vs. Chris Hero, for the FIW Pure Title!
CC: I Can't freaking wait! Well, that's it for independent television. Enjoy the promos!
Wolfe: You all saw it tonight, and you're seeing it now. Me. Desmond Wolfe, standing in front of the grungy, dirty, backdrop, backstage at the FIW arena. I'm bringing a little class to the FIW, and I'm also bringing the coppers apparently. Hey Red, how ya doing old chap?
Wolfe: I'm taking my shades off because I want to take this all in. I mean, if I'm gonna be FIW, I'm gonna be FIW. And if I'm gonna be a Wolfe, I'm gonna be a Wolf.
Wolfe: Hey Hero, don't get too comfortable with that Pure title. You can beat Punk and Generico for me, and I'll just knock your block off for the title. Because if there's one thing I'm good at, it's picking the scraps, and plundering the carcass!
Evans: What do you mean you don't think this is the place Shane? It's got a little red light above the doors! It has to be the hospital Kendrick's at.
Evans: Man, I don't know what he's been doing. He should have only been there a week tops. It's been 3 months, and I've not heard anything from him.
Evans: And don't get too close. He doesn't know you yet Shane...hell...I don't even know you that well.
Necro: Hey Raven. Does this place look familiar? It's you and Cactus' perch backstage at the FIW Arena. I noticed it was empty, kind of like your nest.
Necro: Everybody's talking about "As Good As It Gets." Do you know what "As Good As It Gets" means to Necro Butcher? It means having you Raven, one on one, for your FIW title.
Necro: You've been running for a year Raven, but you won't be able to run anymore. I'm gonna clip your wings...permanently.
Evans: Kendrick! What the hell happened to you! You're in a wheel chair!
Kendrick: It's over Jack. I was bled out. I died that night in the FIW arena. The man you see is not Brian Kendrick. I am no more.
Evans: Come on man, you're in all white! And look at this lighting. It's like some kind of sign man. You weren't bled out. You were baptized in blood! And you're alive! You're reborn man!
Kendrick: ...wait. I died a member of the flock, and I sit before you today I new man....yes...the flock has not resurfaced after their deaths, yet here I am. I was never one of them...I was never a raven....I am a dove....and...who is that?
Evans: This is Shane Storm! He's cool man, he's one of us! He lost and everything!
Kendrick: I am ascending before your eyes... I am not of this world any longer...these hospital walls cannot hold me...I will rise up...
Evans: You're healed man! You're standing! You have new legs!
Kendrick: I am better than Raven. I am Dove. Brian Kendrick is once more and will be once more. But it's not going to be the same again, because I have washed my self in blood and come out clean. I am the not the FIW, we are above that. Enter FLOCK II!
Raven: Jesus Christ willingly came to Earth...to be beaten...to be bruised...to be bloodied...to be pierced through the wrists, and to die...because He understood that only through death, could his legacy mean anything. Kurt Cobain willingly stuck a shotgun in his mouth because he understood that his message could only become timeless through death. Oh, the power you wield when you're not afraid to die.
Raven: Necro, I really don't care what happens when we face off. If I win, well, I prove why I deserve to be champion. And if I lose, I'll live on. Because unlike you Necro, I'm carved a legacy in FIW. I've touched lives. What's your legacy Necro? You're the guy who kept trying to come after me. You're entire existence here is defined by me.
Raven: Jesus Christ wasn't afraid to die. Kurt Cobain wasn't afraid to die. And who do people still talk about today? Judas gave Jesus over, but did Judas win? How's Courtney Love's reputation these days? Did they win? Certainly in their own minds, but not in anyone else's. If you beat me Necro, do you really win? Either way, I win. Quote the Raven....Nevermore....
Amazing opening with the owner! I can't wait for the next big FIW event. Winter Classic was amazing when you did it!
The Pumphandle Orange Crush was really a good pose. Hero vs. Generico for the Pure Title sounds like a good match, but Punk has to come out and interupt. Generico vs. Punk vs. Hero will be f'n amazing!!!
but I'm sure Wolfe will take over.