Post by brm on Jan 28, 2013 22:32:50 GMT -5
Colt Cabana: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to FIW's independent television! Thank you for keeping up with us on your local syndication.
CC: And ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a treat tonight, as we have a triple threat to open the show tonight!
CC: We see Jack Evans coming out in some new black duds! Perhaps that'll help him get booked!
CC: Evans hit a bit of a bump in the road when he lost a shot at the Pure title to his friend Kendrick, but this match could go a long way in putting him back on track.
CC: And here comes the Amazing Red! Another staple of the Pure Division here in FIW.
CC: Man, this is going to be one fast paced match! And there's still another wrestler involved!
CC: Hold on a minute....oh boy. Low-Ki! Man, this horse just grabbed the paint brush.
CC: Red and Evans have wrestled each other before in FIW, but Ki has yet to tangle with either of them. This will certainly be an interesting contest.
CC: Here we go...Pure Division triple threat! Who'll be chasing the title in the future?
CC: And Low-Ki's not wasting any time here, going right after Red with a knife edge chop.
CC: Jack Evans going for a sunset flip roll up here...
CC: Woah! Red just nails Low-Ki with a kick to the head!
CC: And then he nails Jack with one too! I guess we're not gonna see friends in this match up!
CC: And Red sets Jack up...
CC: HOLY! Jack Evans used the momentum from that whip to drop kick Low-Ki and moonsault Amazing Red! Evans showing off his Pure skills here!
CC: And Low-Ki showing off his kicking skills...man, I don't know if we've seen more kicks in a match than this one.
CC: Amazing Red going after Ki here...
CC: And speaking of kicks, Ki just kicked Amazing Red out of the ring!
CC: The dive's coming folks!
CC: Low-Ki with a huge tope suicida to Amazing Red! Man, that was like a bat out of Brooklyn!
CC: Uh oh...what's Jack doing here?
CC: HOLY FREAKING SHOOT! JACK EVANS SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP onto Amazing Red and Low-Ki! I've never seen him pull that one out before!
CC: Man, that was awesome! Look at the carnage!
CC: Evans taking Red back into the ring...
CC: Evans targeting Red here, most likely because he's more familiar with him.
CC: HOLY SHOOT! HUGE Ghetto Stomp from Low-Ki! Man, Evans has to be dead!
CC: Red with a kick and a standing moonsault! Capitalizing and the cover! 1..................2....................
CC: Amazing Red trying to get a quick win here and coming up short...
CC: HOLY! Amazing Red springboarding off the back of Low-Ki to dropkick Jack in the corner! That's how you stay on top of a triple threat match!
CC: And Low-Ki grounding the high flyer with a big vertical suplex.
CC: HOLY! Jack Evans just drilled Low-Ki with that reverseranna! Man, that was killer!
CC: Amazing Red going for a 'ranna of his own here...
CC: And look at the strength of Evans...he's stopped it in mid air...
CC: Huge powerbomb by Evans!
CC: But Low-Ki locking in the Dragon Sleeper! This is bad!
CC: That's it! Evans taps! Low-Ki wins the triple threat!
CC: And Low-Ki seems to be on the road to the Pure Title! Generico had better be on guard...
CC: Welcome back, and boy do we have a match for you. The grudge match of the new year! Desmond Wolfe has been a thorn in CM Punk's side since last August, and they're finally getting it on tonight!
CC: Wait! Punk's not going to let Wolfe do his little Clockwork thing! This thing's starting right now!
CC: And Wolfe's over the barricade and into the crowd! This is going to get ugly fast folks! There's some bad blood brewing!
CC: And Punk dropping a leg over the guard rail! Man, I've been waiting for a real crowd brawl in FIW!
CC: HOLY! Punk just running Wolfe into those guard rails, and breaking them down! This is going to be brutal folks...
CC: And now Punk buries Wolfe under another railing! They're tearing the damn arena apart!
CC: Punk setting something up here...
CC: HOLY! Punk just got dropped onto that guard rail! There's no give there folks!
CC: And now Wolfe's dropping another rail! We're not going to have an arena to come back to after this match!
CC: And now Wolfe's rearranging the furniture!
CC: And there they go! Punk using Wolfe like a battering ram on the guard rails! You can really sense how much hatred is between this two! This isn't about wrestling, it's about a fight!
CC: And Punk setting something up in the ring...if they ever get in it!
CC: HOLY SHOOT! Desmond with a german suplex onto that barricade! That's just sick!
CC: And it looks like Wolfe's looking for something in the crowd...
CC: Oh no...he found the trash, but he also found some tables...this doesn't look good.
CC: Punk putting that trash can on Wolfe...
CC: Punk clocking Wolfe with that enzugiri to the can!
CC: Did you hear that! Punk ringing Wolfe's bell with that chair!
CC: And it looks like Punk's checking the crowd too...
CC: Punk's climbing the tables, and Wolfe's got a chair...I don't know how this is gonna go...
CC: Wolfe just taking out Punk's legs with that chair!
CC: TOWER OF LONDON! HOLY SHOOT! Punk just came crashing through those tables!
CC: And now Wolfe's dragging the lifeless Punk to the ring!
CC: And now both men are finally in the ring! But it looks like the end is near for Punk!
CC: Punk ducks the lariat....
CC: And Wolfe's down with the enzugiri!
CC: Punk with a right hand...
CC: Wolfe with a forearm...
CC: Knee to Wolfe's face!
CC: Backdrop onto the guard rail! This could be it!
CC: Punk working Wolfe with a right hand...
CC: PEPSI PLUNGE! COVER!! 1..........................2.......................................
CC: .....3!!! It's over!!! Punk pins Desmond Wolfe! Vengeance is mine says the Punk!
CC: After a grueling brawl, Punk finally gains some revenge over that bastard Wolfe!
CC: Wolfe cost Punk a shot at the World Title, and perhaps with Wolfe out of the way, Punk can focus on that goal!
CC: Colt Cabana here for Hype Central! Well folks, the next stop on the FIW train is Title Picture! The card is stacked with 3 championship matches beginning with the Pure Title! El Generico, who has been away in Japan, returns to defend against Brian Kendrick! Next up, we have Brain Damage and Nick Mondo challenging Abyss for the Hardcore Title in FIW's first Cage of Death! And in the main event, the Best In The World winner Samoa Joe faces Necro Butcher for the World Title! That's next time, but now, let's take it home with some Pulp FICTION!!!
Brian Kendrick: It's almost here...next time we set foot on these hallowed grounds, I'll be purified and thus, justified!
Jack Evans: My head still hurts man, I can't philosophize with you right now.
BK: And speaking of life choices, why are you wearing black Jack? Are you gambling? Are you the one who needs to be purified?
JK: Well, Shane's wearing black too. You're the only one in white now.
BK: Yes...I get it. It's to symbolize my purity! I like it. That's why I like you guys...you get involved. You get...me.
JK: Uhh...Brian...
El Generico: Ole mi amigos! Generico es back...from JAPAN!
BK: Japan!? You mean all this time you were training with those dudes!? I thought you were dead or reincarnated as me!
EG: OLE! See you....en TITLE PICTURE! OLE!
RVD: Yeah, I will see you at Title Picture...because no matter who wins, that Pure Title, is coming to Rob...Van...Dam. Because I'm undefeated, and nobody I see back here in the locker room can take that away from me.
BK: He...he's right. It's like I can see my own death. I'm not supposed to know the date....but I feel like I do....
JK: You know, he was wearing white...I've never seen him in white before...
BK: NO! Symbolism doesn't work if it doesn't favor me!
Brain Damage: If you build it...blood will run....
Necro: Samoa Joe...so you're the best in the world? That's fine with me.
Necro: You see, I like being Necro Butcher. I like being the stupid hillbilly...because that's easy to live up to. It's easy to be the dog that gets beat. But you, you have a title to live up to. The only title I have to live up to is this one around my waist, and the title of one tough son of a bitch! I hope you can live up to being the best...I know I can live up to being Necro. See you at Title Picture.