Post by brm on Mar 12, 2013 22:29:36 GMT -5
Excalibur: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Title Picture! I'm Excalibur, standing in tonight for Colt Cabana. And what a show to make a return to the booth at.
Ex: And there's the man who makes it all possible, and pays the checks, Keith Williams.
Ex: You know it's a huge show when KW shows up, and Excalibur is always on the huge shows!
Ex: The FIW faithful have been waiting, and tonight, all the titles will be up for grabs...let's hear from the man.
Ex: Just shy of 3 years. 17 events held all over the USA. This, IS THE FIW!! And tonight is Title Picture, where we will determine who should represent the FIW and their respective divisions. El Generico takes his Japanese training against the crusade of Brian Kendrick. Nick Mondo and Brain Damage build a Cage of Death around Abyss to see if he is truly hardcore enough to hold their title. And Samoa Joe, the proven best in the world tries to prove it one more time by taking out FIW's champ, Necro Butcher.
Ex: And once this event is cleared, we will have a clean slate, and you fans will finally see what you've been waiting for...Tag Team wrestling in FIW! But that's next time...for now, get ready...FOR TITLE PICTURE!!
Ex: Well here he is! The man with the vision. Kendrick's had his eye on the Pure title for...well, probably since he started in the company, seeing as he was in the opening match to determine the champion, but now...he's REALLY focused.
Ex: And now, he finally has his chance, as he takes on El Generico for the Pure Title in our opening contest.
Ex: Ever since he started hanging with Jack Evans and Shane Storm, Kendrick has been a different man...a changed man you might say. And winning the Pure title tonight, would be what finally transforms him fully. Perhaps, the Pure title, would be like the yellow, spikey hair, in his Super Saiyan transformation.
Ex: And there is our champ, El Generico! Generico has not been in action in FIW since he won that belt.
Ex: But we learned that he was not in action because he was training, in the mystical dojos...of Japan. Perhaps learning to dislocate his eyes from Vader.
Ex: but in any event, I am sure Generico is ready for this match, and ready to test out his new found martial arts techniques.
Ex: The Pure Title will be decided and this will no doubt be a wild opening ride on the Title Picture rollercoaster.
Ex: And we are off, as Kendrick opts for a test of physical strength right here...
Ex: Generico with an arm wrench...
Ex: But Kendrick showing that he perhaps has been to a few dojos...cartwheeling out of that hold.
Ex: And Kendrick with a hip toss! And Generico is down for the first time.
Ex: Generico slipping his way back...
Ex: Kendrick holding onto the ropes, sending Generico backwards...
Ex: Kendrick goes high, Generico low...
Ex: And Generico, seemingly taking flight with that huge heel kick!
Ex: And now, Generico showing off, doing a little OLE in Kendrick's face! This could change the whole complexion of this match, from feeling out, to kicking ass.
Ex: Kendrick with a standing switch...
Ex: Generico reversing the momentum with a snapmare...
Ex: Generico looking for a sun-set flip...
Ex: Kendrick just rolling through and kicking Generico in the face! And this could be the turning point of this match, as things get a little more personal.
Ex: Kendrick looking for something here...
Ex: HOLY! Kendrick looking for a vertical suplex, but Generico took the momentum and 'rana'd his way out, sending Kendrick tumbling to the floor!
Ex: Generico might be looking to fly...
Ex: And Generico is just showing off at this point! He's making Kendrick look like an amateur!
Ex: And now Kendrick returns the favor, sending Generico to the floor via the business end of his kickpads!
Ex: Kendrick pulls the trigger on his dive, with a huge vault!
Ex: And Kendrick takes control on the outside...
Ex: Kendrick kicked Generico out of the ring, and now he's kicking him back in!
Ex: Wow...Cover! 1.................2.................
Ex:.............no! Kickout! Kendrick looking for a quick win there.
Ex: And Generico going to town on Kendrick with some stinging slaps!
Ex: And now Kendrick gets whipped...
Ex: Generico ducks the clothesline....
Ex: Generico spikes Kendrick with the half and half! This could be the beginning of the end!
Ex: Generico has something in mind here, and I think I might know what it is...
Ex: HELLUVA KICK! Generico just ran him over!
Ex: BRAINBUSTAAAAAAAAAA! Generico just broke his neck!
1..................2..............................
Ex: WHAT! Kendrick kicks out!! Man, Kendrick must really want to win this title!
Ex: What does Generico have to do to kill his spirit!?
Ex: Uh oh...Generico going to the corner...
Ex: This could be a turnbuckle brainbuster folks....
Ex: SLICED BREAK #2!! Out of nowhere!
Ex: Cover! 1......................2..............................
Ex: NO! Generico kicked out! Man, both of these guys want to win, and they aren't going to go down.
Ex: Kendrick with a huge german suplex, sending Generico across the ring!
Ex: MICHINOKU DRIVER! Man, Generico just slam dunked Kendrick to the mat!
Ex: Kendrick looks out, and Generico is going up...
Ex: 450 SPLASH! Cover! 1.............2...............
Ex: ...............3!! El Generico retains the Pure Title!! Man, what a wild opener!
Ex: It looks like all that time in Japan payed off, as Generico remains the FIW Pure Champion.
Ex: But man, what's gonna happen to Kendrick now? How's he gonna get booked?
Ex: Welcome back folks, and boy is this going to be a spectacle.
Ex: During the break, we had FIW officials set up the structure known as the Cage of Death! And man, is that ever an appropriate name.
Ex: We have this giant cage surrounding the ring, with a roof over it, and one side opened to a panel of weapons.
Ex: And apparently this is the brainchild of Brain damage, which makes me fear him just a little bit more.
Ex: We have a light tube fort in one corner, a barbwire turnbuckle in the other, barbwire ropes on the back...
Ex: This is going to be brutal...perhaps the most brutal match in FIW history...
Ex: And there's the other man who brought the Hardcore Title into FIW, "Sick" Nick Mondo.
Ex: Back in 2010, these two had a trilogy of matches that ended in a barbwire rope match in the Hammerstein Ballroom. These two men vowed after that match to never face each other one on one...but this is a three way match!
Ex: Their barbwire rope match was quite the bloody encounter, but now, they have more than just barbwire to play with! Glass paines, light tubes, barbwire pallets...
Ex: This is where the hardcore was born in FIW, and it all seems to come full circle.
Ex: And you see the respect between these two. It's for that reason they put aside their rivalry, to make sure that Abyss did not disrespect the division they built in their own blood.
Ex: And speak of the devil, there's Daffney!
Ex: Abyss took the Hardcore title from the ring after RVD vacated it, which did not sit well with Mondo and Damage. Abyss has already defeated Mondo one on one, but this is something entirely different.
Ex: But this Abyss has never been beaten yet, and he ha shown himself to be a hardcore force.
Ex: And Daffney might be the only one who can beat Abyss, as she seems to have him on a pretty tight leash.
Ex: She's giving over the Hardcore title, a title Abyss never really won.
Ex: And things look to be starting off with a bang!
Ex: And here the team work may be coming into play...
Ex: And that goes out the window quick! Brain Damage takes hardcore seriously, and he's not here to play favorites!
Ex: And Abyss just showing off his strength, scoop slamming Damage right onto that chair!
Ex: And Mondo just going after Abyss with some kicks.
Ex: And Mondo ending a series of kicks with a big springboard enzugiri! That'll send the big man down.
Ex: HOLY! Brain Damage just tossing Mondo back first into that barbwire corner!
Ex: And we have the first blood of the match, as Mondo is bleeding heavy out of his back. And something tells me, this is just the beginning.
Ex: And I guess I was right. Abyss is being introduced to the barbwire ropes!
Ex: And Damage is going to work on that cut...
Ex: And Mondo takes it to Damage...
Ex: Mondo tries to send Brain Damage into that pane of glass...
Ex: HOLY SHIT!!! "Sick" Nick Mondo earning his name, powerbombing Brain Damage through a pane of glass!! There's shards of glass everywhere!!
Ex: And a bloody Abyss just clobbers Mondo to the mat!
Ex: OH! Mondo just low blows Abyss out of nowhere!
Ex: HOLY! Mondo just explodes that tube over Abyss' head!
Ex: And a bloody Damage has somehow made it to his feet!
Ex: HOLY FREAKING SHOOT! Brain Damage returning the favor with a huge Death Valley Driver into the glass shards!!
Ex: HOLY SHOOT! Brain Damage just speared Abyss into that light tube fort!! Man, this is getting out of control!
Ex: Oh wow...Mondo's back is really messed up...
Ex: Holy...Mondo is just digging that barbwire bat into the face of Brain Damage...
Ex: Uh oh...Abyss manhandling Mondo...
Ex: HOLY FREAKIN" SHOOT! ABYSS CHOKESLAMMING MONDO OUT OF THE RING ONTO THE BARBWIRE!!! MONDO IS DONE!
Ex: And Damage just got booted into the Barbwire corner!!
Ex: Abyss going for something here...
Ex: HOLY...I don't even...Abyss just sent crashing down through those light tube tables! This is carnage incarnate!!
Ex: And Mondo somehow has pulled himself back into the ring...
Ex: Forearm to Damage...
Ex: Mondo going for the light tube shopping cart...
Ex: HOLY SHOOT! Mondo ramming that cart into Damage, sending him crashing to the floor! This is seriously brutal!
Ex: And the ref checking on Damage after that one...
Ex: And Mondo is the last man standing in the ring...man, this is an endurance test in insanity!
Ex: Mondo has something in mind here...
Ex: And Mondo going for the action is...outside the cage!
Ex: But it seems he's heading somewhere else...
Ex: Damage and Abyss picking up their broken bodies and making ti back into the war zone.
Ex: Oh no...not this. Mondo bringing the heavy artillery here...
Ex: He's got two tables with light tubes...what the hell??
Ex: Daffney's attacking Mondo! This is getting hardcore in a different direction now!
Ex: Damage punching the cage door...
Ex: And Brain Damage just swung that cage door right into Daffney's face! This isn't about her, this is about them!
Ex: And it seems Abyss has found another sheet of glass! Oh boy...
Ex: Brain Damage with a tope over the top and out of the cage! Never seen that one out of Damage!
Ex: And now Abyss has constructed a dangerous looking...thing, in the ring.
Ex: And now Damage has received a chair from the crowd!
Ex: Mondo ducks the chair shot and pushes it into Damage's face!
Ex: Uh oh....Mondo has begun scaling the cage! There is no way this can end well...
Ex: Mondo has to be at least 20 feet in the air...man, this is bad.
Ex: And Damage sends the chair up to the top...
Ex: And Abyss sends a chair up too...seems like they both are going to follow Mondo to the top.
Ex: And Damage drags the tables closer...man, this just keeps looking worse...
Ex: And both men are scaling the cage...this thing is about to come to a very hardcore head...
Ex: Mondo setting those chairs up and targeting Abyss quick...
Ex: HOLY! Abyss trying to toss Mondo off the cage, but Mondo clutching the edge, clawing his way back up!
Ex: Oh no...
Ex: HOLY! ASSAULT DRIVER! Mondo driving Damage into that set up chair!
Ex: Abyss clobbering Mondo over the head with that chair, leaving Abyss standing alone on top of the cage...
Ex: No...no...there's no way...
Ex: HOLY SHIT!! THAT WAS THE SICKEST POWERBOMB I HAVE EVER SEEN! ABYSS POWERBOMBING BRAIN DAMAGE THROUGH THOSE TWO LIGHT TUBE TABLES!!!
Ex: Mondo making his move...
Ex: THE CARNAGE DOESN'T END! HOLY SHIT!!! ABYSS SLAMMED MONDO THROUGH THE CAGE ROOF!! Mondo isn't moving!
Ex: Cover....this is over.....1.....................2........................
Ex.........3!! Man, this is mercifully over! Man, what a blood bath!
Ex: And there you see Daffney with the Hardcore title. Man, I don't think anyone can question if Abyss is hardcore enough.
Ex: Abyss proving he is worthy of the title. Man, after that, I don't know what it's going to take to finish off Abyss! We have to take a break to tear this cage down, and get some medical attention to these guys! Stay with us, the World Title match is next!
. Will edit my reply in tommorow.
...luv her! All the matches were great. Sad Necro lost the title because I really like him in this fed and loved him and Ravens feud. Cannot wait for the next show!